This little guy here is just starting to learn how to walk. He’s still new here, so don’t give him a hard time, aight?

Art inspired by nature and stuff...

This is our nefarious queen. She just likes sitting there, looking menacing.

His favorite animal is the Mantis Shrimp. He owns several Japanse swords, and he knows what the words Daito and Shoto mean. Nobody knows his true identity. Some think he’s the brother of Bruce Wayne.

He’s a viking. He pokes people with stuff and they die. You have a problem with that? Take it up with him.


This is Joe. And his friends Lu and Bo. Lu and Bo like to play tricks on Joe. He doesn’t like it very much, but they’re good company, so he keeps them around. He might eat them one day.

Blabbermouth here has watched too many reruns of Toy Story on HBO. He likes that wiener-dog guy. He’s learning how to bark, but he’s not very good at it. He’s thinking about becoming a barista or something.

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